The mug was very kind. Here’s my reality:
Hello, world. Lololololol
This is 3 months grown out, combed out, spiral perm of very little hair overall (I can’t stand wigs), naturally turning gray.
For comparison, the mug:
Okay, more than kind, the mug is actually flattering! But the contrast with reality still has me smiling, ensconced in the warmth of happy sibling memories. Thank you, Barb!